beneathbranches:

How do I say “please pay attention to me, I’m lonely and in a shit mood” without sounding whiney?

fandom-faerie:

john mulaney’s popularity as a stand up comedian will single handedly fix everyones short ass attention spans we gave ourselves from only looking at vines for entertainment for the last four years

bibisarts:

just-shower-thoughts:

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

This is the true internal crisis for me

rebuy:

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

smarandatanov:

A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by

luneaurose:

*record scratch*

…

*freeze frame*

….

-Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.